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Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Top 7 tips: What to do when you're feeling blue.

Sometimes in life, you feel a little bit sad. Sometimes you even feel a lot sad.

It's not nice when you feel sad. And I don't know what to do sometimes to cheer myself up!

So I thought I'd make a list of the top 7 Fox-rated things to do to cheer you up when you're feeling blue...

1. Have a cup of tea
The first step to feeling better is the essential ingredient of tea. I'm sure a scientist somewhere at some-point, really frustrated with his overly frothy test tube, had a sip of tea and thought: "By george! Eureka! My goodness! That's it!" And decided that a hot tea is the bestest for sorting you out.
So there you go. Scientifically proven.


2. Smile at yourself in a mirror
We didn't have mirrors in the wild, so when I came across one here I found it pretty weird in general. But if you pull faces at yourself in there, it looks so strange it just might make you smile!


3. Eat lots of cake (Without your Laura looking)
Laura says I shouldn't eat lots of cake because it's bad for me. BUT I think if you're sad, a top tip is to eat lots and lots and lots and LOTS of it until you feel very satisfied and a maybe a bit queasy. Then you can focus on the tastiness and queasiness instead of your sadness!
(But maybe run around the garden a few times and stock up on broccoli when you're feeling better).


4. Eat lots of biscuits (Without your Laura looking)
You really can't go wrong with eating!


5. Make best friends with your duvet
There's nothing like wrapping yourself up in your duvet until you look like a sausage roll. Then you could either pretend you actually ARE a sausage roll, and think about the taxing life of flaky pastry to distract you, or you could pretend your duvet is a big monster trying to eat you and the people of the world, but you fight it off to save the day and become a hero! Yay!


6. Dress your hoover up in big shoes, a floppy hat and a moustache until it no longer resembles a hoover
I really really really really REALLY don't like hoovers. And I don't want it sat there staring at me, looking like a hoover, when I feel sad. It would just make me feel even MORE sad. So you need to be very brave, and carefully sneak around the back of your local hoover (possibly dressed in an army or ninja-style fashion for full sneakiness) and cunningly disguise it so it is no longer a threat.


7. A HUG
Sometimes what you need more than anything in the whole world is a big old cuddle! So spread those arms, put down your tea, wipe off the cake crumbs, hop over in your duvet, give me a smile, and c'meeeeeerrrreeee....



GIVE US A CUDDLE!



Lotsa love,

Fox







Thursday, 18 July 2013

The Uni Adventures: Washing machines

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Yup, that's right, I've never used a washing machine before. To be fair, I think I have a good reason - being a fox and all. I mean, we never used to wash clothes in the wild. Actually, we didn't even have clothes. Don't worry though, we have these natural fur coats to keep us cosy and covered up.

But when I went to live with Laura, over time I got given some stuff like a coat, scarf, gloves, PJs, and a teddy. So eventually the time came when they needed freshening up...

"Laura! Laura! Laura!" I called, sprawled out in my basket.

There was a doomp, doomp, doomp sound through the wall as someone thudded downstairs and pushed through the door, clutching three mugs and a bottle of milk.

"What is it, Fox?" Laura said, trying to balance the things in her hands.

"My clothes need washing - especially teddy, he's gotten a little bit muddy."

"How did he get muddy?" She sighed, leaning against the door.

"We were playing stuck in the mud." I said innocently.

"Well," She said, coming in and sitting on the bed, "I think it's time you learnt how to do this yourself. Do you remember what I taught you?"

I thought back to a day before we left, sat in front of the machine and listening to the instructions, and sketchily remembered:

1. Put clothes in the big bucket thing
2. Put in the soapy stuff
3. Press a button
4. Wait a bit
5. Get the clothes out.

Simple enough. Besides the fact I put too much soap in and didn't shut the door, so we came home to find a room full of water and bubbles. I tried suggesting we kept it that way, as like an indoor pond, but that didn't go down very well.

"Um, yeah..." I said, hopping onto all fours and grinning,  "...Yeah. Yeah! Yep. No worries. None at all. I'll sort it out!"

I threw my stuff in a bag and plodded off out the house, across the green and over to a building in the street opposite. To keep me company, I had put my headphones on and was listening to some music... And let me tell you, there's no feeling better than an automatic door opening for you whilst listening to a dramatic number from a musical!

'Why yes, washing machines,' I thought, gliding through the self-opening doors, "Fox is here. Fox has arrived. And yes..."

I clutched my bag of clothes and gave a far off look into the distance, singing out the first chorus of the song... "I dreamed a dream in time gone byyyyy... When hope was hiiiiigh..."

With a deep intake of breath and a dramatic sigh, I waltzed myself around the room, drifting in and out of tune and singing the gentle, emotional lines as they twinkled in my headphones: "There was no ransom to be paid, no song unsung, no grape juice untaaaa-sted..."

Until BOOOOM! The drums hit, and the dramatic last chorus hits, full of emotion!

I threw my clothes up into the air and fell to my knees. Throwing my head back, I howled with feeling in the loudest voice I could ever muster: "AND STILL I DREAM HE'LL COME TO MEEEEEEEEEEE! THAT WE WILL LIVE THE YEARS TOGETHERRRRR!"

I was so wrapped up in my performance, I hardly noticed the squeaking of the door. I leapt on top of a washing machine, grabbing the bottle of fabric softener to use as a microphone and belting out the last few notes: "SO DIFFERENT NOW FROM WHAT IT SEEEEEEEEMED, NOW LIFE HAS---"

"Um... Fox?" A voice cut through.

I jolted around to see a bemused looking Laura standing at the door, eyeing the dirty washing that was spread over the floor like a patchwork carpet.

"I.. er... I was just..." I stammered, clutching the fabric softener with the most innocent expression I could muster. "Just..."

Her expression wobbled and wibbled until out crashed a big, hearty: "AHAHAHAHAHA!"

I sniffed. "Well, you could at least be subtle about it. Not even a clap?"

She cleared her throat and marched over to me. With a grin she took hold of my paws and danced with me around the room, singing out: "We dreamed a dream of fresh laundryyyyyyy!"  tangoing us through socks and duffle-coats until we were dizzy.

Washing machines turned out to be quite good fun after all! I might clean more often...





Thursday, 11 July 2013

The Uni Adventures: Raymond the house plant.

I don't know what it was that made me pick him up that afternoon shopping in Sainsburys... Maybe it was the way he was sat all alone on a shelf with a 50p label hanging from his stem. Or was it because of his vibrant green leaves and bright red cluster of flowers? ...Perhaps it was because a plant seems to make a house a home...

Whatever it was, when buying the week's food shopping with Laura that first month in September, something inspired me to reach for the little plant and take it home.

When we arrived back in the kitchen I reached into the carrier bag and pulled it out, presenting it to the others with a grand flourish and a flick of my tail.

"Tadaaaaa!" I grinned, plonking it on the table.

"What's that?" Ace frowned, poking at it with his paw.

"A plant! It livens up the place, don't you think?" I said, tilting my head.

 "It's pretty!"Lisa nodded in agreement.

Andy leaned back in his chair and raised his eyebrows. "Should we name it?"

This inspired a whirlwind of ideas, and we conspired for a good ten minutes before somehow resulting at the sparkling, blossoming, heroic title of:

RAYMOND!

"Raymond." I nodded, "Yup. I like that. 'Ray' for short. That sounds pretty cool, huh?"

"Just needs some sunglasses and he's set" Al grinned from his perch on the kitchen counter.

And there Ray the houseplant came into our odd little group! Over time his leaves drooped and crisped, Andy accidentally kicked him across the kitchen, Ace knocked him off the microwave, and Ray looked started to look very sorry for himself. The others shook their heads and doubted he would make it through the Christmas holiday, especially after we smothered him in fake snow, wound tinsel around him, and sat him in a paper Christmas hat twice his size.

But we returned from our break over December to find him flourishing beautifully! His plant pot became a storing unit, and whenever somebody had something that they wanted to share, they gave it to Ray. By the time summer hit, he had acquired a 5p coin, a flapjack, a pen lid, a piece of crossword and a Japanese bottle cap.


Still going strong, Ray has soldiered through the hard times of life and set an example for us all: It doesn't matter if you're kicked about a bit, you just need to wrap some tinsel around yourself, sit in some sunlight for 2-3 weeks and before y'know it, you'll blossom!



Thursday, 21 March 2013

Monday, 24 December 2012

One Chilly Christmas Eve...

One Christmas eve, with the sun in it's slumber,
Up the starry sky the moon starts to lumber -
It snuggles in the clouds, tangled up from view
And falling from the night, is something kind of new.

Little flakes of white dance towards the ground,
intricate and beautiful, they fall without a sound.
Blanketing a woodland with a present from Jack Frost,
Within the folds of ice and trees, something's gotten lost.

Under the branches of a gnarled oak tree,
Is a splash of orange in the snowy white sea.
A little fox stands, gazes up to the skies,
Tears creeping up at the corners of his eyes.




His fur is matted with cold and ice,
He's shaking and shivering; it's really not nice!
The pink of his cheeks darkens to red,
And from his chilly lips, hardly one word is said.

He tries to call out: "Where am I?! Somebody? Please!"
...His voice carries away along the cold winter breeze.
He slumps into the snow and hugs into his tail,
And gives a heavy sigh as the snow turns to hail.

But suddenly, if luck would have it,
Something approaches, as if by magic....

Jingles sound from the world above,
As reins are wiggled by a leathery glove
And antlered creatures kick up their feet
To the sound of a carol's unmistakable beat.




A flurry of red dashes through the sky,
As 8 or 9 reindeer sparkle and fly
Pulling a sleigh with the greatest of ease
And, of course, the driver! Who chuckles with glee.
With his big round belly dressed in red,
Lined with fluff like the hat on his head,
A great fluffy beard and big black boots,
And over his shoulder: A bag full of loot.

The sleigh glides and jumps to the woodland below,
And slides very smoothly into the snow.
Old Saint Nick, (The one and only),
Steps out to the one who feels very lonely.

The critter looks up, startled and shocked,
With an: "Oh... er... Hello Sir! my name is Fox!"
The cub's ears twitch and his gaze hardens,
"Um, who are you Sir, if you beg my pardon?"

The old man before him stumbles in the snow,
Launching out a huge: "HO HO HO!"
He chuckles and giggles and shakes Fox's paw,
"Why, my dear lad, my name's Santa Claus!"




"Claus?" Fox says, "What a very odd name."
Santa nods and replies: "It's my pride and fame!"

Fox now asks (feeling less dire),
"And why, Sir, are you in such fancy attire?"

Santa replies, sticking out his lip:
"I need to keep warm, I'm on quite a trip!
I travel the world to send Christmas cheer,
And presents too, with the help of my deer.
I pop down the chimneys... Well, you know the rest!
That, my friend, is why I must look my best!"




Fox shakes his head, looking rather puzzled,
And takes a deep breath, itching his muzzle.
"I'm afraid I haven't even the foggiest!
This time of year is when I feel my groggiest!
'Christmas', you say? What does that mean?
This is the strangest sight I might've seen!"

Santa is astonished and furrows his brow,
"You mean to say, you've not heard of Christmas 'til now?!"
He paces the floor and flays his arms in the air:
"How could this happen! It's just not fair!"




He scoffs and grumbles, claps together his hands,
and crouches down to the floor of the cold woodland.
He tickles the snow with the point of his finger,
Until out of the ice a flame starts to linger.
It catches and spreads to a neat little shape:
A small fire alights the smile on his face.
He strides over to Fox, brushing away the hail,
Snuggles up close and tells the 25th's tale.




Fox sits back, really quite shocked,
He stops and shivers; feeling a sad little fox.
A time of love and laughter is Christmas day,
Cheer and merriment should come his way!
And instead he was lost as he took a wrong turn
On his way to the river, confused by the ferns.

But then Santa Claus scoops Fox up with glee,
And sits him pride of place, on top of his knee.
He looks Fox in the eye, says, beaming a smile -
"And what would you like for Christmas my child?"




Fox twitches his ears and thinks very hard.
And remembers from whom he has been apart.
He snuggles into the warmth of Santa's big tum,
Feels the beat of his heart going dum, dum, dum,
And remembers the nights, snuggled up to mummy
Cuddled up and warm by her fluffy ol' tummy.




"That's it!" Cries Fox, "I know what I'd like!
There's only one thing I wish for tonight:
My family, my family! For now we're apart!
And they are the key to warming my heart!
I don't wish for presents, I don't wish for toys,
I wish for my family; my greatest of joys!"

Santa gives a chuckle and cuddles young Fox,
Then he pulls up his sleeves and he pulls up his socks...

With a "Ho ho ho!" And a twinkling light,
Little Fox goes spinning off into the night!
Within the blink of an eye, he is tumbling alone,
Arriving right outside his very own home!

A large oak tree grows from flowers and shoots,
And Fox leaps into a gap between the big, gnarled roots.
He runs down tunnels that head underground,
Following the carols: That unmistakable sound!
He sees the glow of fire lighting the gloom,
And then is his own Christmas dream come true.
There they all sit, curled up as one;
His brothers and sisters, his dad and his mum.
They cry and they laugh, smiles on every face,
And all of the family locks into an embrace.

Laughter fills up the den and journeys outside,
Where the jingle bells sound on old Santa's ride.
His sleigh launches off to the stars above,
Now Fox's heart is filled with smiles and love.

And now off Santa goes to his next stop.
For presents and cheer, he must drop off.
All over the world, this wonderful teacher
Pops to the homes of people and creatures -
Presents will be waiting under the tree,
In a matter of hours, if you dream and believe.



Sunday, 23 September 2012

The time I moved out of Laura's house!

Hello friends!

So, guess what!! I have big news!
And when I say big, I mean

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGG!

I am moving out of Laura's house!
We're off to the humble little town of Farnham to go to the University for the Creative Arts! Yayyyyy! Now, you might be wondering how I could get into University after that whole College-no-GCSE fiasco... But, lemme tell you, it pays to be a fox. You need some diversity in life, and I think having an animal studying in their midst is pretty diversical. But they rather liked my blog, and I get to sit in with Laura in her illustration classes and learn about lots of snazzy things, and lend a paw if she needs it. Plus, I still get to live with her! Yayyy! Otherwise its back to the wild for me! And I'd really miss my teapot if that was the case.

So, what comes before moving? Packing. And tidying. And packing some more. And then A LOT more tidying. And then some more tidying on top of that.



During our intense packing mission, Laura and me were in the midst of the dangerous task of clearing her room when a strange noise sounded. It was like the squeaker on a cuddly toy, but infrequent and varying in pitch. It sounded kind of sad or worried. We were pondering on whether it could be a mouse, but it just didn't seem like that kind of squeak.

So, Laura's dad was called to the scene like a superhero to a falling building; our protective detective. However, our 'Superhero' happens to be terrified of mice and frogs, or anything small and anonymous. He came up and stood in the doorway armed with a broom, listening intently. He craned his head out into the room, as far as it could go without him tumbling in. He strained his ears to try and deceifer the noise and it's location. Convinced, he walked across the landing and peeped outside the window, telling us: "It's outside. It's definitely outside."

But pffft, this attempted get-out didn't fly, and soon he was ushered back to the doorway. We backed out for a second to watch the master at work. And that's when the most amazing thing happened...

The day before, Laura had gotten a new phone, and the ringtone for it is a tuneful little whistle. After 5 minutes of intense concentration on her dad's behalf, Laura got a text. The phone - sat on the desk beside her dad's ear, merrily tweeted out it's little bleep. Laura's dad shot back, throwing his broom-gripped hands into the air, and stumbled backwards in the most comical fashion imaginable, landing with an 'oof!' in a pile of cardboard on the landing.

Ohhhh we laughed til' the tears rolled. A wonderful memory to leave home on.

The following day we packed up the car and Laura and I wandered around the house together, reveling in the sights and memories of it all. I clambered up into Laura's arms and she cuddled me close as we padded downstairs. After hugs and goodbyes with her mum, we made tracks to the car and pulled away, the wheels crunching along the cobbly drive and the house getting smaller and smaller until there was just trees, anonymous buildings and then the open road.




Two hours down the motorway, we pulled off down the turning to Farnham. Soon enough, after a little detour, the car chugged to a stop in a carpark over looking some of the buildings of the University. We tumbled out into the sunshine and popped to get our keys, where we met a second year student who took us to our house. We trooped through the heavy wooden door and up a double flight of stairs that are overlooked by huge wooden-framed windows that flood the room with light. We arrived at the door marked with a number 8, in went the key, and we took our first steps into our new home.

Safe to say, we weren't expecting much, but on first appearance the large brick walls, metal bed frame and bare mattress made it seem a bit like a prison cell. There was a sink, mirror and shelf in front of the door which was joined to an open wardrobe with draws underneath, which was all next to a wooden desk. A blue notice board sat on the wall above this, and a window was set in the wall folding out from that which was lined with red curtains and overlooking a beautiful green park and trees:


The view from our bedroom window


The view from our kitchen window, which is on the 2nd floor, is rather impressive too!

The view from our kitchen window


The house is set in a row of other houses that faces another row, with a patterned brick walkway in between, lined with grass and trees in front of each row, called the Student Village, which looks like this:


Another view from our kitchen window: The Student Village


After trooping back and forth with the luggage and unpacking, we strolled into the town to have dinner with Laura's dad. We had a lovely natter and a mouth-wateringly tasty salmon salad (yes, salmon). We then returned to the Student Village, had our cuddles goodbye and then watched the car roll away: All on our lonesome.

And the strange thing was, it didn't feel strange. It felt kinda natural.

Our room looks a lot homlier now too with the addition of posters, duvets, teddies, cushions and fairy-lights.

But there you have it - we're now all moved out! And so begins life at art school!




Yayyyyyyyyyyy!

All my love,
Fox